A word to the wise: a credentials dicksize war is usually a bad idea on the net. -- David Parsons in c.o.l.development.system, about coding in C % What's this script do? unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; umount ; sleep Hint for the answer: not everything is computer-oriented. Sometimes you're in a sleeping bag, camping out with your girlfriend. -- Contributed by Frans van der Zande % You can see that there are 25 unread articles in `news.announce.newusers'. There are no unread articles, but some ticked articles, in `alt.fan.andrea-dworkin' (see that little asterisk at the beginning of the line?) You can fuck that up to your heart's delight by fiddling with the `gnus-group-line-format' variable. -- From the (ding) Gnus 5 documentation, by Lars Magne Ingebrigtsen % printk("ufs_read_super: fucking Sun blows me\n"); -- /usr/src/linux/fs/ufs/ufs_super.c % KDE == (see GayDE) Kool Desktop Environment - Make X Window look like winbloze... What a fucking great idea! The developers of this have a mental sickness, please avoid this product -> see GNOME. -- Jakes on #Debian % "Oxford University has joined with IBM and the UK Government to build a sophisticated computing Grid based on the open standards of Linux that will enable early screening and diagnosis of breast cancer...." Press release within. In gratitude, the women of the world should all let Linux developers fondle their breasts, and the lactating ones should permit developers to drink. % No, I'd rather look for porn. -- Debian Project Leader Martin Michlmayr, when asked to do some real work %